The 2.5 hours meeting

Finance team held a meeting after lunch to talk about the coming annual year target.
"Welcome to join us today...." then then the finanial department directer started to speak alian languages. Or, i turned myself to a alien. Just, didnt understand anything further. I was not interested to know anything going to happen this year nor next year so the whole brain shut down, except the function for breathing and heat beating.
"Lam lam lam.... lam lam lam... so lam lam lam, therefore lam lam lam
lam lam lam...
As result lam lam lam..."
(you can fill the lam to be number, percentage, colour, anything... )
And we yam yam yam.. and kept yam yam yam.
One of them even felt asleep. Poor the new joiner, didnt have any idea the company business, then trapped here. He must have regrette joining us.
The whole alien brain wash took about 2.5 hours. We got 38 attendee. If we make a very simple calculation, 95 working hours was spent here. It is enough for a person to work for 11.8 days la!
Do you know 光陰一去不復返? 唉...